My Glamorous Life

So Annabelle just told me her butt was itchy and proceeded to drop her diaper and hike her booty in the air. I asked if this meant she wanted me to scratch it for her. She rolled her eyes, answered in the affirmative, reminded me that it was "itchy," and waited for me to assist her in her time of need. Glamorous. That is the only word to describe my life.