Thanks Amazon

Yesterday Colin got in the car and asked, "mom where do you buy a whip?". The first answer that popped into my mind was an adult novelty store. Colin is only 8, so I certainly didn't want to open that can of worms, so I said, "Amazon" because I'm pretty sure you can buy almost anything there. He didn't say anything else about it, and I didn't think anything about it until last night when he brought me a $10 bill and his iPod keyed up to amazon, and asked me to order his whip, which was nestled between a picture of a butt plug, a giant male organ, and a riding crop. Needless to say, Colin thinks I'm the meanest mother in the world because I said, "absolutely not!".