Monday, August 5, 2013

Giddy Up Momma

Having sex when you are married with children is a lot like having sex when you are a teenager in that you spend a lot of time worrying about getting caught.  There is nothing worse than getting caught fighting, wrestling, playing horsey, etc. naked and having to explain what you are doing to a small child.  Wait, there is something worse, much worse.  Worse is getting caught by small child, who thinks you are playing naked horsey with daddy, who doesn't want to be left out.  Even worse is not knowing you've been caught until the child climbs on your back and yells, "giddy up mommy!"  

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I'm not the only person something like this has happened to.  Feel free to share your rotten story in the comments to make me feel better.  


  1. Oh my! Too funny! Our worst story is probably when we were in the bathroom during daylight hours and we look up and see two little eyes in the cracked open door and wonder how long he had been standing there. Always an adventure!

  2. LOL!!! Mine's only 15 months - lots to look forward to!